Blah blah, I play instruments and eat lots of junk food. I like sounds and cute animals. Sometimes I cant remember who I am(on days where I dont want to go to school). Kik me at "pumpkinfucku" pretty pleazies

 

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM

me driving: say your prayers

shut-up-karen:

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

Well fuck.

(Source: alotlikediana)

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.  LOOK.  FUCKING LOOK.  A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.  DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.  FUCK
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.


yeah

diddid you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

arrafrost:

lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[x]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER

(Source: dutchster)

(Source: videohall)

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load